Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

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Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

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Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

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you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

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drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

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How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

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What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

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women's rights

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Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

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What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

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how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

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Hitler walks up to a little girl at a concentration camp: - How old are you? - I'm turning 7 tomorrow! - Nope.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face"? The horse does not respond, because it is a horse and lacks any cognitive ability to speak or understand English. Instead, it becomes confused by its surroundings, takes a dump on the floor, and gallops out of the bar knocking a few tables over in the process.

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mat (telling anti joke): so you are stranded in a desert, right and kyle: no. Mat: no man i'm Kyle: no (kyle was later found dead)

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You wanna hear a joke? Your dick.

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Q: What did the angry German man say to the Ameican? A: I dont know, I can't speak German!

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A women walks into a kitchen.

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At 1:00AM, an old man is woken up by a knocking on the door. 'Knock knock' 'Who's there' 'An orange' The man opens the door to find a talking orange on his doorstep. The man remembers he has Schizophrenia and goes back to sleep.

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Q:what is the most annoying word that means nothing? A:every word has a meaning your question is invalid. ~Phish <3

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What do you get when you cross a Fish and a Duck? A Dish

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What do you call a black man on a bike? A hard-working individual who found a steady job and earned enough money to buy a bicycle of his own which he rides to and from his job because he is healthy, doesn't like to waste money on gas, and doesn't like the pollution automobiles put into the air. By Darragh Hamilton

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Doctor everybody that I stare at seems to die moments later! Uh, why are you looking at me so intensely... >:)

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Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

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why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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