- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

What do you call an blank test? an F

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

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