- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

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