- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

What is 9+10? 19

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

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