- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

chinga tue madre Ryan

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

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