If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

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You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

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Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

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Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

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Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

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What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

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knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

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Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

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What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

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Gordon Brown smiles.

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A mormon walks into a bar.

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Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

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what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

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How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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