- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, this is stupid, Violets are purple Violets are purple Oranges are orange Nothin' rhymes with orange wait.... DOORHINGE!!!!! -sincerely, That famous Orange on YouTube

How did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??