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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

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