Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

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What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

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Why was the Irish Cop happy to see the Mexican family killed in a accident? Because the Lopez family were a family known for generosity and selflessness. It came as no surprise to anyone who knew Steven Lopez and his beloved family that they were all organ donors and not only that but Shelly Lopez, Steven's oldest daughter had blood type O negative (the universal donor). Officer McO'Brianiganly's wife is dying in the hospital in need of a kidney transplant, doctors have given her just weeks to live. Now, thanks to unfortunate events for la familia Lopez., Officer McO'Brianiganly and his wife can live a long happy life together, just as they always imagined.

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Roses are red And heres something new Violets are violet They're not friggin blue

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Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

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How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

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Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

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Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

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Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

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When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

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roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

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How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

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are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

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What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

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Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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