- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

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Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

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