What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

Thanks I guess, I do look a lot like that anime, except my eyes are not giant and I got lips and you know about everything else is different, besides I wear blue or brown contact lenses Ohh, and in case you had not already noticed, I dye my hair brown, believe me, there is enough red in me to go around already... Nero huh? Angelo Nero? So what kind of sick parents did you really have, or do you have? This is weird, you suddenly got even more interesting Nero.

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

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