- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

what you get time to go with? - a clock

Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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