whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What's two plus two? Window

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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