What did the lady say after she returned home from the grocery store? "Oh no! I forgot the milk!"

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roses are red, violates are blue, you left me for David, I am about to kill you *bam* *bam**bam*

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Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

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Yeah I am sure nobody understood that one... Just be careful in the future. Besides you are supposed to link your "Moral" to the Solvemedia, I suggest you do not post, until you understand things further, I only suggest, but you know that if you become exposed or a threat towards outstanding forces, you become a threat to us all, to our and your fundation, this will not be tolerated unless your desire is to destroy your on fundation, if so, you risk that the desire of the entire fundation, is to destroy you, something which I of course will allow, as I am the leader, not the boss, I do not create nor enforce rules, only guidelines. Moral the friendly neighborhood R*pist: "being new, is no excuse to risk exposing shadows to the light"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, seeing as the slaughterhouse was directly across the road from the farm where the chicken lived, the man who owned the farm led his flock of chickens across the street when they were of age and fattened up so that they could be inhumanly massacred in order to process an order of chicken nuggets.

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Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm homosexual And so is my boyfriend Jeremy, with whom I have shared countless evenings of joy and laughter.

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Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

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What's up with women with there jewlery it's there's best friend,but a black man's best friend is reames..

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a black is sexuel but a white nothin without a car.i mean im nothin i dont have a car i mean realy where do you get a car?its awesome but stupid.

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

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What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

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Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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