What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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Nothing. He made it home safely.

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How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

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Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

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Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

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Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

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What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

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wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

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So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

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What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

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How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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