- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

Kameron Brown is gay.

A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

Why did jim all I over? He dies

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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