- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

If you give a mouse a cookie, he will probably eat it then have a heart attack due to the high level of sugar in the cookie

A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

What did the man say to the woman giving him a blowjob? That feels good.

I also wanted to write a joke but I forgot it so here I am. Minecraft rocks and everyone who says otherwise is a noob

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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