- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

What did Washington say to California? WC

What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

Democracy.

Useful Information: 2+2=5 4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

Saggy Nipples By chan chan

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

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