Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

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god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

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a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land... it's called having a swimming pool

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Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

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A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

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Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

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What do you call a taxi driver eating on a gourmet restaurant? A taxi driver.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An even better question is why are the chicken morals being questioned every time it feels like doing something.

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what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

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Why was Rodney afraid of Chung Lee? Because Chung Lee is an intimidating person, capable of literally ripping your face off.

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Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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Q. How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Light bulbs don't exist

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How many Druggies does it take to make toast. One.

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Anti Joke

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