- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are actually purple You should probably see an eye doctor.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? She had no Arms or legs Knock knock Whos there? Not Sally XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

A high school student finally gets the nerve to ask his long-time crush on a date. They begin dating, and eventually settle down and get married. After six months of marriage, she dies in a car crash and he spends years in therapy.

How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

dallen loves penis

what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

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why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

I like poop in my butt

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

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