why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

what is brown and wet? Muddy water

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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