- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

eoin burgin is fat

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

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