sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

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Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

Anti Joke

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