How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

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What would Muhammed do?

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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two muffins are sitting in an oven one muffin turns and says "boy it`s hot in here" the other muffin can`t bring himself to explain to the other they are about to be eaten alive.

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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Knock knock Who's there? Benjamin Benjamin who? Benjamin Dover Ben! I'm so glad you're home the kids have missed you so much!

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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A horse walks into a bar. He called him Arthur. Those are two sentences.

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how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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Q:What is yellow and has wheels A: A banana I was joking about the wheels

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Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken -A black guy being black

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if a dog eats a hot dog what will happen? (leave a comment to find out)

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What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

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I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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