A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Whats black and blue and doesnt bruise? a bruise.

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Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

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What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

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how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

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how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

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What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

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Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

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I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

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There was a boy named Steven, a son of a rich business man. Steven was an interesting child though, as he always kept care to one of his possessions. That possession being a plain, old, brown box. On Steven's fourth birthday his father said he could have anything in the world he wanted, just name it. Steven said he wanted two quarters to put in his box. The father agreed and gave his son two quarters to put in his box. Every year the father would say he could have anything he wished for, and Steven just asked for two quarters. Nothing more. On Steven's 18th birthday he got into a severe car crash. The father stood over the hospital bed where Steven lay. "I can get you the best doctors in the world. They can save you, please let me get you this for your birthday!" The boy shook his head. "All I want is two quarters" Steven replied. The father was distraught. "Son, tell me why you've wanted these two quarters every year you have been alive instead of anything else in the world". The boy complied. "Fine I'll tell you." Then Steven died before he could tell the father. The End.

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Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

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What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

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When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes.

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I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

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Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

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Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

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knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

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How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

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