As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

A baby seal walks into a club.

What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

Justin's life

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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