- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

What long black and tasty? Licorice

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

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