- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is pie good. because it just is.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

Guest what? Dog

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

Holocaust jokes aren't funny

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

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