- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

what are three short words? i a am

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

Ebola

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

Women's rights

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

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