- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

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What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

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