- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

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