Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

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Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

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Once upon a time, there was an ugly duckling. All the other ducklings made fun of the ugly duckling for being so ugly, and the little duckling felt bad. "Why do I have to be such an ugly duckling?," he asked. However one day, the duckling grew up and became........well, an ugly duck. Turns out he was just an ugly duck. The end.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Banana soup, Gorilla poop

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your car repossessed.

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Do you have ass-thma? Coz your ass is taking my breath away

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

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Roses are red Violets are blue this doesn't rhyme i like trains.

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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There are two angry guys in a park on their lunch break What do they do? They eat their sandwich and go back to work to settle a peace treaty.

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What did the doctor say to the obese person? You have diabetes.

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

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What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

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Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

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WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

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Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

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whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

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What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

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Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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