What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

sky's sty

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

aodhan hearty

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

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