Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

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Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

Smelly Indians.

How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

Barack Obama is a good president.

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