Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

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What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

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Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

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It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

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If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

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Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

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why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

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I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

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Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

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I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

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How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

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Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

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what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

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What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

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What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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