- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

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