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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

Knock Knock there's a doorbell

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

Stephen Hawking

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

38 studio's new game... Finance City

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

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