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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

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