When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

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What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

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A catholic priest gets a nun pregnant. He drowns the baby several months later.

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what goes woof ? A dog.

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Why is Osama Bin Laden scared of the dark? To be honest, I don't know, and I doubt you do either. Osama Bin Laden has been a fugitive on America's Top Ten Most Wanted list for over 10 years; there is no way that you could possibly know such personal information about him if the United States government can't even locate him and prosecute him for the heinous crimes he committed against the U.S. Don't ever lie to me again.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

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Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

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A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

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Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

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How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

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Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

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What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

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It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

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How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

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WILLYS

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What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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