Barack Obama is a good president.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

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Justin beiber's penis

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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