there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

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how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

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whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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A white player in the NBA. Wait...

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How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

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What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

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Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

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Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

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what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

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What's old and wrinkly? old people

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

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Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

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Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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