hey hey apple

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

Why so serious? Your brother died.

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

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