- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I don't know what to do! One day I'm a wig wam, the other day I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam, then I'm a teepee again!" The doctor sighs and replies,"Sir, we've been over this. You have stage four periodic cancer."

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

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- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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