roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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