- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

Women's rights.

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

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Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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