What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

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why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

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whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

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Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

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whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

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JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN WHAT'S THE ANSWER?! WHAT DO YAH MEAN YA DUNNO?!

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Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

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Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

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Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

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Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Homosexualism is so gay man

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What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

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How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

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Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

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Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

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