- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

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