- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

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Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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