What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

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whats white and sticky glue

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A man walks into a vagina

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

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What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

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Cancer

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The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

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What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

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A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

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Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

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A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

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What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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