Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

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why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

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There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

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What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

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AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

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Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

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A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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Roses are red, yup.

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Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

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"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

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What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

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Uh... What was emulating again?

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

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why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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